blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

Blood Egg

Period

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs

by Clown trousers January 13, 2021

blood rush

Attempting to get to blood room as fast as possible in a hypixel skyblock dungeon.

I will blood rush.
Our teammate is blood rushing.

by SpawnRusher June 7, 2021

Bloo

The general term for whoever James Lord Likes.

Rares: James , who do you like?
James: I like Bloo. Bloo is really kind smart and beautiful.

by Rares Carstea June 22, 2021

Alaskan Blood Eagle

You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.

While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.

"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."

by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022

Williams Blood

The most lethal injection any man could ever get, you will lose all access to technology and become a brain eating monkey. You will crave flesh and mid ass white women. No cure has been found.

DIdi you get the Williams Blood Vaccine?

by Williams White Walker November 16, 2022

Lead Blood

A entitled stoner who thinks smoking is better than drinking. Claims to be enlightened by smoking.

Mike won’t stop smoking he’s such a Lead Blood.

by Mushroomsdonthelp September 12, 2023