blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

by Hogleg samurai December 01, 2013

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Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."

The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.

by Hasha May 13, 2011

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Roll and Blast

When your girl wants to go to sleep and she is facing the other direction so you roll that bitch over and finger blast her

I pulled the old roll and blast last night

by Bigblastbang1738 August 30, 2015

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blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible February 01, 2016

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