Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos

Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.

Disaster Bisexual by PustCrunk March 23, 2021

Chapstick Bisexual 

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.

#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.

Chapstick Bisexual by OliveOyle November 16, 2017

ur country bisexual

A soulcrushing comeback to "ur mom gay"

ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur granny tranny

me: ur country bisexual

ur country bisexual by AI Goalies May 29, 2018

heteroromantic bisexual 

being sexually attracted to both me and women, but only romantically interested in the opposite sex

i identify as heteroromantic bisexual

heteroromantic bisexual by jaguar2300 March 5, 2016

semi-bisexual 

an overcomplicated way to say that your straight
mostly used by girls who want to be in the lgbtq+ community, so they can call anyone who disagrees with them 'homophobic'

justin: Hey, what sexuality are you?
amilie: semi-bisexual, it means im bisexual but im only attracted to boys (upsidedown smile normally goes here)
justin: isnt that just heterosexuality with more steps?
amilie: Stop being homophobic, justin.

semi-bisexual by Justin :fire: December 9, 2020

Half-bisexual 

A complete idiot

John: Whats your sexuality? Peter: I'm half-bisexual! John:what is that supposed to mean..? Peter: I'm attracted to one gender, females! John: So you're straight...? Peter: No, I said half-bisexual. John: No you're either straight or an idiot. (Answer: Both)

Half-bisexual by idgafaboutmyname October 19, 2021

faux bisexual 

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

faux bisexual by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003