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Based Jesus

A certain individual who usually post funny, humerus jokes on the website's WorldStarHiphop comment section. While trying to dominate the top comment game, usually succeeding one comment at a time. You may catch a comment or two from this individual on every video posted on the website WorldStarHipHop.
Based Jesus ┼: Been a real nigga since 600 B.C
by Jesus Based Christ February 3, 2014
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based_and_ancap_pilled

A person with good political views but is British so it invalidates anything this person said.
That person over is so based_and_ancap_pilled
by I hate British people October 7, 2020
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100th base

When you stick your dick up some dead persons nose
"Dude last night I totally got to 100th base"- you
"I am calling the police"- Obama
by Khaosko June 2, 2015
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lacrosse vs. baseball

an argument between men playing lacrosse and baseball trying to determine which sport is better.

it is usually never decided because baseball players try to end the conversation instead of admiting that lacrosse is better
Lp: why dont you play lacrosse?
Bp: Because baserball is better
Lp: You mean you cant get hit
Bp: Look i gotta go, i have practice

lacrosse vs. baseball

... it has been proven that lacrosse is and always will be better than baseball ever is
by tOxIc mInD 13 March 13, 2009
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third base

Controversially debated, but the modern accepted definition of 'Third Base' is both Fellatio and Cunnilingus.

Fellatio being oral sex performed on a male, involves a penis being placed into ones mouth, commonly known as a headjob, sucking off or a blowjob, although one generally does not blow when performing.

Cunnilingus being oral sex performed on a female, involves a tongue entering a vagina, commonly known as licking out and eating out.
Late Tuesday night, Mike drove Jen to make out point in his newly imported supra, once there Mike managed to reach third base for the first time with Jen when Mike licked Jen's vagina. Jen had never given anyone a blowjob before and decided she would perform one on Mike the same night. That night Mike and Jen reached 3rd base both ways.
by ambulance_x December 9, 2008
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Basant

A very beautiful girl who likes to talk a lot. Her friends make fun of her for it and joke about it. Basant is an elegant lady who can turn into a b2ara if someone makes her mad. She hates children and doesn’t know how to cook, she WILL burn the house down. She may look mean at first but her heart is the sweetest. She loves her friends deeply and she is the best gift giver in the group. Her laugh is best, even when the joke is not funny her laugh makes everyone else around her laugh as well.
Basant: “Hey Ester what do you think of my shoes?”
Ester: “I really like them Basant”
by WEWAA_WEWAA July 8, 2020
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base edge bevel

The base edge bevel is the degree of upward ski or snowboard edge angle away from the snow surface.

Base edge bevel allows the ski or snowboard to skid at the beginning of the turn, prior to hooking-up or engaging a turn. The result is that the ski or snowboard is less likely to get caught-up on the snow and throw the rider into the woods.

Too much base edge bevel can result in skidding a turn or not having enough edge hold on the firm, hard snow surfaces resulting in a yard sale.
I love turning screws as a ski tech, but that Edge Head bitching about his base edge bevel not giving him enough edge hold is enough to piss off the Pope.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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