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Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
All pray to the Bald God
by naicha December 23, 2020
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Bald Kenneth

This name means that this man is a very sexy man with a long cock! This term means that this man is either bald or buzzcut, and at any time is ready to rail every woman in town. Kenneth is a very yummy man with a bald head and poon!
Hey man it’s another bald Kenneth again!
by Laurencewilliamscumsock January 25, 2021
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Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald
by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021
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Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince
by Kharmin April 21, 2023
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Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.
Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”
by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021
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bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
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Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles
My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early
by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022
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