It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
Get the Blumpkin bagelmug. The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
Get the Bagel the Beaglemug. After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
Get the Steamed Bagelmug. by VillainV3 July 19, 2016
Get the Cream Cheese Bagelmug. The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.
Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.
by Jopronas August 5, 2022
Get the yellow bagel fevermug. by Laughing at God February 15, 2021
Get the Bagelmug.