A bowl of marijuana that has been only partially packed. Typically, many jews are very stingy with their weed (along with other things), and would like to share as little as possible with others when it comes their turn to pack the bowl.
Yo I ain't smokin with Andrew no more; he keeps packin those jew bowls whenever it's his turn to throw down.
by The Gentleman (with whom we dined) October 29, 2007
A Kippah, or Yarmulke as traditionally worn by Orthodox male Jews, also sometimes by Reformist or Conservative Jews of either gender but only during worship.
by someone-else February 26, 2008
Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.
Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.
by WhoamIdontknow October 13, 2008
Jew face - a combination of facial features such as hook nose and a scheming evil smirk, that tells you this guy is bad for the goyim. Typical of so called neocons or liberals.
Fred: Man, there's something disturbing about that Bill Kristol guy.
Dolph: Yeah, he's got a bad case of jew face.
Fred: He has to go back to Israel.
Dolph: Yeah, he's got a bad case of jew face.
Fred: He has to go back to Israel.
by lolbetrarian April 07, 2017
1) Mike Bloomberg
2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
by Lizzybeth June 25, 2007
A pizza usually with miniaum toppings. The Crust of the pizza is usually made by baked jews. used to insult pizza places and people.
That place sucked. it was like eating jew pizza
Dave took the last monster out of the frige. what a jew pizza
Dave took the last monster out of the frige. what a jew pizza
by RickJamesBitch1212 March 14, 2009
The small black leather boxes that religious jews sometimes wear on their head containing verses from the Torah written on scrolls of parchment.
by Jewishbox June 30, 2012