Alabama Pussy Pusher

when a women gives birth to a baby boy and the boys dick rubs her in just the right place to give her an orgasm, which in some cases makes the boy go hard which gives the doctor troubles with pulling him out of the vagina. Generally only occurs in teen pregnancies
Synonym: Berserkfury, Chaosblade

last year my girl gave me an alabama blowpop and then i fucked her. she got pregnant. the other day she had an alabama pussy pusher while giving birth!!! the doctor needed a whole hour more to get him out because little jonny went hard!

by berserkfury September 26, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.

It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub.

by cr00d_d00d April 19, 2010

Alabama Goggles

When one hangs their balls over somones face to cover their eyes.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Alabama

A place to live where you can die at the age of 93 and never see a horrible crime on TV. A state filled with polite people, with southern accents, and the hottest women in the united states. Great place to raise children, boring to live in. Has the best food around. State dish is Beans and 'taters.

I've lived in both california and alabama, and I know first hand california has as many rednecks as alabama, but california has more racism, and worse standards of living.

by Jimmy Thompson March 1, 2005

Alabama Fudge Cake

A sexual situation where a black man is on the bottom being bummed by a lil white girl, as this is happening another black man is bumming the white girl and on top of him is a black man bumming the other black man. and one more black man buming the other blackman.

Fuck me dude me n the guys fucking Alabama fudge caked that white girl last night,

oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.

by Burkieboy August 22, 2009

Alabama

Alabama is a southern state squished between Mississippi and Georgia. There are a few nicknames for Alabama, such as: Yellow Hammer State, Heart of Dixie, and the Cotton State. It's motto is "Audemus jura nostra defendere," which is Latin for "We dare defend our rights."

The largest city (by land area) in Alabama is Huntsville, and the largest Metropolitan statistical area is the greater Birmingham area. Alabama was admitted into the union on December 14, 1819, it was the twenty second state to enter the union.

Alabama is considered to be an illiterate state, filled to the brim with incest and racist rednecks carrying guns. As you've probably already noticed, Alabama is a state with people in it. Like, real people. People that make decisions for them selves and their families. But, not every person in Alabama is the same.

Alabama does not have the best education system, but I've heard their working on it. Alabama is full of a lot of old people (I'm serious, I think the water is magic down there) and they still carry the same beliefs they were raised with. So yeah, the old people are a pretty racist so they raised their kids with severely biased opinions. But the generation of young people now aren't that bad, sure there are plenty of people with their own differing opinions, but that's their opinions not the whole population of the state.

Alabama is a state, just like any other state. It may not sound as exciting as California or New York. But, it's still pretty cool.

by I am a useless potato June 30, 2014