jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016

carla and austin

The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world

Oh look it’s Carla and Austin I wish I had what they have.

by Iloveyouaustin November 17, 2017

Austin Entenmann

A legendary boy, of epic proportions. He harnesses the power of god. He is the proud owner of 50000000 0000000000 carbon atoms.

Bob: Hey, did you hear Austin Entenmann conquered chungusania?
Josh: KEplar JSi 2039920, hi

by MAsMAsYEt April 16, 2019

Austin Durham

Baby dick daddy who engages in extreme amounts of homoerotic sex.

"Ever since Justin moved away he's turned into a real Austin Durham"

by Rainbowbaby6.66 August 24, 2019

Austin, TX

The velvet rut.

It's austintatious, living in the velvet rut.

by Amy March 2, 2004

Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)

Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer

Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.

Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!

Austin: Do I make you horny?

Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..

(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)

Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

by Buffy Fan February 26, 2011

austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!

by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014