Jason Pominville

The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.

Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!

by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019

Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

i love jason moura

by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017

jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !

by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023

Jason Eide

Someone with a tiny dick.

“Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018

Jason Richemond

A tall person, Or thing that is tall.

"your tall like a Jason Richemond "

by Cbreezyfan1 January 24, 2021

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022