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Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022
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Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.
"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."
by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018
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Jason Yohana

Poopoo face. Has a crush on a girl named Marsha. Is Frederick Sakr's dad.
Frederick Sakr: Jason Yohana likes Marsha
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟
by Frederick Sakr October 30, 2019
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jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro
Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot
by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017
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Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her
by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017
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Jason Dong

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
by JasonDong May 31, 2022
mugGet the Jason Dongmug.

Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!
by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019
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