batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is such a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023

Batman

When you have sex and after you cum, you have to kill her parents.

Dude last night i did a batman

by Mc_loving69 January 15, 2018

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

heroic batman moons

an extra hero who saved the day, acting like the batman to recover the chompers bag yus

why thank you heroic batman moons, you got my bag back!!

by Moo to the na August 14, 2023

batmaning

the state of goffing around without doing anything useful.

he is batmaning all day long without doing anything useful.

by Bodigad May 8, 2024

batmanning

batmanning is when you put a mask on and hamg upside down while your girl get slapped in the face with you bat dick

me and your wife was batmanning last night

by usfwbeveb March 14, 2021

Batman

Dar. Him.

Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."

by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023