by aalh November 2, 2011
Get the cougar woods mug.My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
Get the Mourning Wood mug.by The urban catastrophe September 18, 2020
Get the James wood mug.Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
by banananman November 1, 2023
Get the birch wood mug.The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.
The act of plotting shit near wood.
The act of plotting shit near wood.
Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.
Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
by Donco December 29, 2007
Get the wood plot mug.Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
Get the pooping in the woods mug.bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
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