Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
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Get the Witches Dip mug.Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
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Get the <The Blair Witch Project>The Sunflower Deed Sunflower The <The Blair Witch Project> mug.The witching hour.
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Get the Witches Hat mug.Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.
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