the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 28, 2006

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

weasel mother fucker piece of shit

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well

your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.

by c to the o to the r to the why? October 10, 2004

national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

Tell someone with the name of ace that they are a stinky weasel
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate

Flame: Ace your a stinky weasel
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

by Flame___ March 18, 2022

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 04, 2009

jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 11, 2023

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 02, 2020