uncle will

When you roast somebody so hard, the people nearby go "oof" and start shaking.

"ouch, you totally Uncle Will'd him".

by Big BBQ Bill February 11, 2018

uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.

I just love uncle sauce on a Monday morning.

by Dick_mangler May 7, 2018

Uncle Rob

Shows up late, and leaves early.

Uncle Rob is always showing up late and skipping the after party

by Daddy hercunt November 28, 2018

uncle charles

That dude who will lend you $350 to pay for your car insurance when you have misspent your pocket money irresponsibly, or lend you money when you’re in a pinch.

Damn... the car insurance company did me dirty. Imma call Uncle Charles and see what’s what. I’ll pay him back... eventually.

by ConqueringF00L April 21, 2019

Uncle Glenn

A seasoned man with a militant approach to Recovery. Just the sound of his voice has been known to increase the chance of long term sobriety. Although he may look like Uncle Fester, the ladies in Recovery flock to him like flies on poop. He is idolized by the recovery community and is often referred to as El Heffa.

I thought I knew about Recovery until I met Uncle Glenn and realized I didn’t know shit!

by RecoveryMaster August 8, 2019

Uncle Dan

A TikTok man with beautiful facial hair with 80's glasses who contextualizes his statements with great ability. He thinks Chicago pizza is pizza which he is wrong about. His name is in fact not Dan and he is also not an uncle.

Did you see that guy who uses fancy words in his duets? Oh you mean Uncle Dan, yeah he's cool.

by DavidD86 August 7, 2020

Uncle Dan

un•cle dan

FORMAL
adjective

A man who's neither an uncle nor named Dan, he does however say some interesting shit.

INFORMAL
noun
A tiktok influencer with over 20k followers. He is usually seen deconstructing asinine points found on the app TikTok nothing he says is serious, but he's always right.

noun: "WOW! Uncle Dan has such a great beard!"
adj.: "You're very Uncle Dan"

by Ehbunni2 August 7, 2020