uncle cracker

Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus

that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.

by pantherx May 29, 2003

Uncle Bob

Referring to Bob Marley. Its another term for smoking pot while family is present. When your family asks where you are, you should reply casually "I was with Uncle Bob!"

Oh, I was hanging with Uncle Bob!

by BobisNOTmyHomeboy.LOLJK June 22, 2010

uncle tong

An asian that supports a less than authentic asian restaurant. If you eat there you are an uncle tong.

Billy: Hey pete, lets go eat at uncle cho's shrimp palace.
York: Doesn't that have all white cooks?
Billy: Yeah, so.
York: You are asian. Don't be an uncle tong!

by The Sang January 15, 2008

Uncle Dick

Reference to Vice President Dick Cheney who is reputed to play a significant role in running the country all the while scowling.

Definition - A snarling puppetmaster who rules from behind a curtain.

"Yeah, he's a regular Uncle Dick."

by jaymz October 14, 2004

uncle ted

The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.

Dude, you've been in here for 15 minutes!
I know, uncle ted won't fucking leave!

by ninjafloater October 16, 2010

Uncle BBQ

A word that has many definitions in modern day American slang. Also refers to a ladies man with immaculate skills in the art of pulling women with the end result of having sex. Generally is someone who oozes with confidence, has a good sense of style and appearance, and most importantly has a way of using his words to initiate sexual relations with a female.

Damn, I swear Tyler always gets the best looking women. That dude is literally an Uncle BBQ

by TrueCutieCake February 14, 2023

Uncle ian

A very hot dilf

"You see that dilf over there?"

"yeah that's uncle Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks"

by Uncleianstan111 May 19, 2021