DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022
When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.
by slot_shots October 14, 2022
by WutDoUCN0w March 08, 2022
A mf that Receives the same workout advice for hours on end and then complains when jerking off jokes are made frequently
by Lokismom March 27, 2022
When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"
"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.
Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 18, 2025
A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.
Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
by Hethrikos November 25, 2020