Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

Batman

Me.

I’m batman.

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.

Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.

by Batmanist March 5, 2024

Batman

SIMON JAMES WILLIAMS JR

Look at Batman ~ in reality they’re just looking at Simon

by Bruce Wayne is not Batman March 16, 2024

Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.

Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!

by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024

Batmaning

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.

He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable

by Bodigad March 31, 2024

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022