after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 26, 2019
What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.
by kittypurry October 17, 2022
AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico
When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.
I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.
by Kakitsune November 13, 2021
tired dog in urban dictionary
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.
by bellamy96blake January 02, 2021