Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021

kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.

Man: Bruhhh, I got me a real cum donkey, she does a little dance with that shit in her throat too!

by Rogue Imp February 2, 2017

Biblical Donkey

Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words

person 1: you're a biblical donkey
person 2: what the fuck does that fucking mean Derrel!

by XxThatWhiteGuyxX October 31, 2019

Donkey lipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.

by acheron800 April 11, 2011

donkey walk

The awkward bowing of one's legs while walking, after having had rough sex for an extended period of time.

"You can tell Denise had a great time last night with Gavin! She's doing the donkey walk!"

by mastersplinter January 15, 2010