Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

The Donkey Effect

What happens when Democrats, a group of Democrats, or the liberal media spew their liberal agenda to the degree that supporters buy into what ever they are “selling” without question or actual facts.

Pete: “Did you hear about that woman who got kicked off an airplane for harassing a Trump supporter?”
Brad: “It’s The Donkey Effect man...”

by GigiBB March 30, 2019

Donkey Duck

The alternative to Donkey Dick

You are being a donkey duck

by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018

Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum

So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend

by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017

Donkey Tooth

The male version of a camel toe, in this occasion the pants of a male person is stuck in the penis hole

Girl: Hi Thomas how was your bathroom break

Guy: oh my it was just so swell I'm glad I broke for the bathroom when I did
Girl: Ew!!! what the fuck is that Thomas, you have a Donkey Tooth
Guy: oh shit I do!!

by Poseidon May 24, 2016

donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.

Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!

by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018