by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021

Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

by Scburt November 14, 2022

Christmas tail

I have a rash under my Christmas tail.

by Whenyougetpizza December 20, 2019

Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus

Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week

by Whaddup boi?! November 28, 2017

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.

Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM

by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021

when, during the christmas season, you go around house to house moving and destroying christmas decorations in a comical way.

last weekend morgan, david, and alyssa went christmas bashing and mounted light up deer on top of eachother as if they were having intercourse.

by shoobeedoo777 December 6, 2011

What someone says when they just had good sex

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021