pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"
by docsloth October 28, 2013
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Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”
by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024
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Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.
Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.
by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
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Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
by ShortMort April 24, 2020
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Board

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen
by Keechrmre June 4, 2018
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