Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

Taylor Swift

The woman who Kanye West made famous.

"for all my southside niggas that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that bitch famous, goddamn. i made that bitch famous. for all the girls that got dick from kanye west, see 'em in the streets give 'em kanye's best, why? they mad they ain't famous. they mad they still nameless."
- THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT, GOD, KANYE MOTHAFUCKIN WEST!!!
taylor swift (shit) is a desperate bitch, stay away!!!

by pani puri enjoyer December 1, 2023

Taylor Swift

She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.

Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.

by LHY100 December 3, 2022

taylor swift

The best music artist in the world.

Have you seen Taylor swifts new album 1989 taylor’s version?

by Swiftie 22 November 2, 2023

Taylor Swift

god

"Is that Taylor Swift?"
"No, that's God."

by sonnnyy January 5, 2022

Taylor swift

The best singer

Taylor Swift is the best singer

by Rebelsboy July 24, 2024

Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.

"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."

by YooNation October 29, 2015