Taylor Swift *Lights wedding boat on fire*
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by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
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Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.
He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?
Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.
He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?
Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023
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Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
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Blondie's at it again!
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ALL HAIL THE RULER OF THE SWIFTIES
T-swizzle is such a hottie
Friend - "You need therapy."
Me - "I have Taylor Swift"
Blondie's at it again!
Tay Tay is so slay slay
ALL HAIL THE RULER OF THE SWIFTIES
T-swizzle is such a hottie
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