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Stroke

Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly
Person A:hi my nkfy ig jtwvwhq
Person B: dude are you having a stroke
Person A: yghs plsgh hpdh
by _(┐「ε:)_ October 21, 2019
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Stroke & Choke

The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!
Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke
by fat nastay February 6, 2018
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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 26, 2024
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stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.
by spicer2 August 8, 2009
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Power Stroke

A diesel engine

When your getting a handjob and she stokes it very hard.
Power stroke is only in fords wtf

Oh yes baby give me a power stroke
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 9, 2023
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flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.
by devStik January 29, 2024
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Stroke

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by Humphrey McDumphrey Gobbolonib September 30, 2020
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