Ron (noun): A person in a group chat who constantly engages in illogical arguments, takes jokes too seriously (or completely misses them), speaks in incoherent sentences, and generally contributes to the conversation in an irritating or nonsensical manner. Often leaves others questioning their own patience and the limits of human reasoning.
He is being a Ron
by Roy&Alain December 3, 2024
Get the Ronmug. n. Although often gaining the best of marks, will never quite feel at ease around peers due to one's desire to impress. The pressure of feeling insufficient because of their subordinate past, it often leads to orbital type behaviour when their OODA loop is fragged; much like that of a jumbo jet in a holding pattern over Heathrow.
by Jagu-warr October 19, 2015
Get the Little Ronmug. A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. US bureaucrat murdered by the Clintons. The story goes as follows. Brown was travelling over Croatia and his plane 'crashed' *shot down* Brown survived the initial impact but a cleanup crew got there by helicopter and executed him with a .45 caliber pistol as shown in the autopsy.
by Saratosia November 10, 2021
Get the Ron Brownmug. by snyyyyy November 6, 2021
Get the Hop on RONmug. by ronald weasley simp February 24, 2021
Get the ron weasleymug. 