cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.

Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf

by kasii9 November 12, 2021

Loafing

A sport where you attempt to shove a loaf of bread slice by slice into your anus hole in 30 seconds

"Dude some people were loafing at the party last night"

"Dam thats crazy"

by Deep fried water July 8, 2020

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

Loafing

Extreme Glaze

Bro Jaquavion is loafing danice tooo much

by UK slang REAL September 21, 2023

loaf munch

Something you call someone when you're mad.

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."

by abby412 April 16, 2014

The full loaf

Getting dicked down all the way to the base of the shaft

He gave her the full loaf

by StevieWonderbread November 15, 2018

The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.

After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”

by BushesBaldBoys May 23, 2021