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k-scale

A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?

K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.

Friend: Why unfortunately?

K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.

Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
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Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?
by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009
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vaishnavi k

Vaishnavi k is prbly a Sagittarius or a Virgo ,leo.....she is caring ,loving and loves pets .....extremely intelligent ,lazy ,short tempered
Hey she is such a Vaishnavi k ,she is short tempered
by Harish October 28, 2021
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K Project

K - Kings
People who don't understand the plot are stupid.
"Yoooo I don't understand K Project"
"You're stupid"
by hellokittykawaii123 February 1, 2021
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sugar k

Sugar K is the nickname of our favorite dad in history of YouTuber dads he's also known as Kevin Langue a YouTuber who inspires multiple people internationally
"what's up guys it's your favorite dad aka Sugar K
by STREAM WAHWAHWAH BY L4H June 26, 2020
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J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".
Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."
by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011
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Ava k

A very sexy human
by Redvelvetwolf October 5, 2021
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