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Christopher

This one is defently a charmer. If you know one, beware! This boy does not know what he wants. Most of the time he if a player, or an a$$hole. But always super hot. All the girls are head over heals for him, and all the guys hate him. They usually fit right in, because of their looks and charms. If you know one you better make sure that they are loyal, otherwise ypur in for the lomg haul. Also they tend to always to be the main topic!
"Omg christopher so hot!"
"yea but i heard hes a player"
by byebye.cya February 18, 2020
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Christopher

An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool
Christopher a bitch ass mother fucker, bro is packing 2 millimeters.
by anonymous April 28, 2023
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Christopher

Christopher is a bitch
by Ykjss November 20, 2023
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Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”
by gattttttto September 5, 2025
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Christopher Daniel Anderson

"Yo have you met Christopher Daniel Anderson?"
"Yeah, man, he's a totes chill dude yo."
"I agree Christopher Daniel Anderson IS a totes chill dude yo."
by pp enlongator July 7, 2021
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christopher kelly

Christopher is a man who really enjoys playing Pokémon go with the hoes.
That guy is playing Pokémon go! He is such a Christopher Kelly
by My name is boi69 April 19, 2017
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Christopher

The most attractive guys have this name. They are perfect and are the sweetest. He makes everyone happy, even if your having a bad day. Everyone needs one.
Random: dudeeee he's adorable
Cool dude: itssssss a Christopher man, obviously
by Urmomssecretlover ;) November 29, 2021
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