thank spandex

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009

National thank Braden for his service day

The National thank Braden for his service day (NTBFHSD) is an event that takes place on the 10th of October to congratulate every moderator going by the name "Braden" for their service towards their community.

Thank you Braden, and happy National Thank Braden for His Service day!

by frappemorelikepappe October 8, 2022

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

thanks

A sarcastic expression of gratitude often used to highlight frustration or irony in a situation. Typically employed when the speaker feels annoyed or hindered by circumstances, making it clear that the gratitude may not be genuine.

Being 20 and still facing screen time limits while my friends going to the movies to watch Threadpool has turned me into 'a master of overthinking'—thanks, delayed puberty!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Thanks

Thanks For The Heads Up

I sent you porn.
Thanks for the heads up.
TFTHU.

by HOLLASTELLA! January 26, 2019

Thank-Q

A polite expression used when acknowledging a gift, service, or compliment, or accepting or refusing, created and known from DarrenLevy YouTube channel

"Thank-Q for the ride, good night"

by OscarZZZ October 12, 2020

Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023