tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

tunnel plunder

The act of "going deep" in the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual activity. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).

I'm going tunnel plundering tonight. Lube on deck.

by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023

Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

Tunnel Cake

The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel

"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"

by Burntcroissantt June 26, 2019

ass tunnel

When you double penatrate there ass so you can stick your head through it and out there pussy and yell peekaboo to the people infront if them

I jacob went through gracies ASS TUNNEL and played peekaboo with the audinece incfront of her

by Haydens words November 5, 2020

Armpal Tunnel

A numbness and tingling in the arm caused by a pinched nerve in the lower back area.

The condition occurs when one of the major nerves to the arm is squeezed or compressed as it travels through your buttocks and above your lower back.

I can’t use my arms anymore because my armpal tunnel is starting up again.

Fred: Hey, why is your arm shaking so bad?
Karen: My armpal tunnel is starting up again.
Fred: damn, that sucks.

by Armpal Tunnel August 9, 2021