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Tuesday

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
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Adventure Time Tuesday

Exploring Seattle at with your buddies. Founder Mickey.
Chynna, Jess, Chris and Bryce enjoy Adventure Time Tuesday.
by Mickeyve May 24, 2018
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maybe tuesday

it’s another way of saying ‘no’ or ‘never’
wanna go get food tomorrow?

ha maybe tuesday
by kira chin-lalla March 24, 2019
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Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.
It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
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Tuesday Ankle

Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.
Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!
by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023
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testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry
by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023
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No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons
Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday
by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023
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