shrimp

An omniscient being found only on Discord when the moon hits it's peak within the winter solstice every 100 years
Some say this mythological creature is a mere legend but others claim to have met it in person.

"shrimp gay"
"ALL HAIL SHRIMP, OUR LORD AND DIETY"

by shrimpfoureyes December 11, 2020

shrimp

a little dick that 500k posted getting him banned for 1 season.

500k: dick pic
conductor: you got a shrimp dick

by 500K November 17, 2017

shrimp

a shrimp is normally a guy with a small dicks usually named john, ethan, carlton, brandon, josh, jordan, elliott, ben, bart, joe, brian, eddie, austin, kobe, etc.

wyom: have you seen that guys shrimp?
cera: let me guess his name was brandon

by bobbyburnertims123 April 12, 2020

shrimp

A person who is hot from the neck down but the face is just not up to scratch. Similar to the word Bag Shag.

The Boys: That chick over there is hot as.
Me: But the face...
The Boys: True, she's a Shrimp.

by TheKidGeeBoy July 02, 2019

Shrimp

Someone with a little penis.

Martinez baker has a baby shrimp in his pants

by Big dick booby November 07, 2017

Shrimp

A term referring to a person who is being stupid or with no intelligence to any level.

"Stop being a shrimp"

by Shrimp Lover April 30, 2019

shrimp

its a tiny teene little dingle from a man

oi Jack u got a baby shrimp love

by orange legs January 12, 2021