When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023
Get the Willy’s Shrimp Shackmug. "Stop being a shrimp"
by Shrimp Lover April 30, 2019
Get the Shrimpmug. When she has a big “bunda” and a big “personality” but, the face are no it its called shrimp
Why?
Because when you eat a shrimp, do you eat the head.
Why?
Because when you eat a shrimp, do you eat the head.
by Jreepmaster May 19, 2022
Get the Shrimpmug. A shrimp is a young boy called harry that farts a lot and is a very smelly boy who refuses to get washed. He has a younger brother called Marco who is the most handsome boy ever. He has a mum called Alida and a Dad called Simon.
Mum:( sniffs child ) You stink !
CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp
CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp
by Mismatch 272 November 11, 2018
Get the Shrimpmug. When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.
"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"
by Ketamine.Fix April 22, 2018
Get the Shrimp Teasemug. by Rocklobstah February 5, 2022
Get the Shrimpedmug. When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024
Get the Shrimping With The Seamenmug.