the worst people next to to the guys at peta.they are always enforcing censorship,taking their kids to sporting event that the don't wan't compete in,and going to pta meetings
Me:hey dude,have you heard blood sugar sex magik?
Soccer Mom:how could your parents let you listen to that smut!
me:well,because my parents don't care if a song has cuss words in it.they know its not their decsion whast i listen to.
later i come in contact with the same soccer mom while playing my on hot minute cd
Soccer Mom:turn that stuff off!there are children present!
I grab my machette and slice her head off and continue my day
Soccer Mom:how could your parents let you listen to that smut!
me:well,because my parents don't care if a song has cuss words in it.they know its not their decsion whast i listen to.
later i come in contact with the same soccer mom while playing my on hot minute cd
Soccer Mom:turn that stuff off!there are children present!
I grab my machette and slice her head off and continue my day
by futuramafan May 26, 2008
Get the soccer mommug. Mom Vics are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom Vics are always extremly selfless and they always put family first. All Mom Vics are very outdoorsy and they all have a very special connection with animals. All Mom Vics have a good heart and a smile on their face!!!! Anybody would be lucky to have a mom like Mom Vic!!!! I ♡ YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY #1: WOW that lady looks really HOT in those jean shorts!!!!!
GUY #2: Oh yeah she's definitly a Mom Vic.
GUY #2: Oh yeah she's definitly a Mom Vic.
by I'magoodfriend June 15, 2014
Get the Mom Vicmug. 1.)Someone who gives pussy a lot to a certain person
2.)A female who is referred to as a “pussy provider” hence the slang cooter mom
2.)A female who is referred to as a “pussy provider” hence the slang cooter mom
by PapiiShampoo May 13, 2019
Get the cooter mommug. A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.
by Blakes mom May 17, 2017
Get the blakes mommug. by localcatlover March 15, 2022
Get the vencel's mommug. 
(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
by iknowplacesicankillyou November 3, 2015
Get the mom-croonmug.