The act of applying speed glide anti chafing deodorant stick to the area located between the testicles, anus, and bilateral thigh area to avoid severe chaffing from prolonged friction
bob : Holy shit I just ran 5 miles and my asshole, taint, grundle, and thighs are bleeding!!
John: Well, you need to butter the grundle before exercising you dumbshit
1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.
Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to gounload the groceries.
That moment when you hang out with a lot of gay people and you're straight. But people think you're gay because you hang out with gay peeps. Apparently you've caught the gay.