donkey walk

The awkward bowing of one's legs while walking, after having had rough sex for an extended period of time.

"You can tell Denise had a great time last night with Gavin! She's doing the donkey walk!"

by mastersplinter January 15, 2010

Donkey Dumpster

When some jackass continues to spew the same bullshit from their mouth, day after day.

If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to punch you right in your donkey dumpster.

by cjf28cj September 9, 2016

Donkey lipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.

by acheron800 April 11, 2011

donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.

Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!

by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018

blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.

1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.

by bdj August 25, 2013

Donkey circus

Both wholesome and amazing

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.

by McFibbleSquirts July 8, 2021

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018