Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015
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Christmas Ben

the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.
The almighty Christmas Ben has accended
by Windows Ben December 19, 2021
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Christmas Rehab

That time after New Years after you've put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.
John: Well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into Christmas Rehab.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.
by Lightnrg December 26, 2010
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Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
by bingolingo December 25, 2011
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christmas wave

When Jill took the last cookie, Grandma gave her a Christmas wave.
by little red1234 December 27, 2008
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Christmas Candlelight

That one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible horny just looking at it and smelling it. Often a romantic scent
The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.
by anonymous007 February 03, 2012
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Christmas Butt

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.
Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.
by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020
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