Taylor Swift

The type of musician to continuously simp for NFL players

"My name is Taylor Swift and i want to bang the whole kansas city cheifs team!!!!"

by sculman107 February 11, 2024

Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 13, 2022

Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.

Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023

Phil Swift

Our lord and saviour

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?

by Suvjet November 13, 2017

dakota swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Mampi swifts

Tits, boobs and all manner of breasts on show. See also Swiftigans Mamps Swifts

Wow those are some serious Mampi Swifts right there.

She had some prime Mampi Swifts strapped to her chest.

by Whohugh June 13, 2018

Swifting

To Swift someone or to be swift is to hold out on information.

“Tell us about the other night bro, don’t be Swift about it.”

“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”

by bozzy519 May 7, 2019