Sloppy Nog

The Sloppy Nog:

Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.

First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!

This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.

Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.

John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?

Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!

John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?

Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.

by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018

Sloppy Stable

When two bronies have sexual intercourse while they smear themselves in each other's fecal matter.

"Though it is not common, at some brony conventions people like to partake in sloppy stables."

by CarliahEbondell July 19, 2019

Sloppo Taco

A Hispanic person giving the meanest head around.

Luciana apparently gave Juan the best Sloppo Taco.

by boy big zai September 8, 2019

sloppy christopher

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.

“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Sloppy Chainsaw

When she’s giving you the fresh dome and accidentally cuts your cock with her nails.

Yeah, my Mom gave me a sloppy chainsaw. Should I contact CPS?

by Prollynat December 7, 2019

Sloppy Swap

The act of defecating in someone’s asshole, then having your partner proceed to expel their bowels.

Do you want to get crazy tonight and sloppy swap with me?

by Gbeans February 25, 2020

Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.

Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020