Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 09, 2011

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid May 11, 2018

Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

Shyanne loves cock smashing me.

by dixluvr January 08, 2015

smash peice

Another name for your fuck buddy, friend with benifits, or just straight up bitch who you have hardcore sex with regularly.

Sorry i couldent come over yesterday, i was thumping my smash peice

by ~Massa~ August 28, 2006

Bored Smashing

Bored Smashing is a youtube show made by a user called Plainrock124

guy#1 Hey dude! did you see the new Bored Smashing? He smashes a mario and luigi mario kart live! guy#2 NO HE SUCKS HE SHOULD DIE!!! guy#1 no

by Dr Flug November 04, 2020

Smash Bros

A bro you smash on a regular basis.

Synonym for "Friends With Benefits"
(Shoutout to Karoline for explaining it to me)

Person1: "Hey man wanna be Smash Bros?"
Person2: "Hell yeah, I'd love to be!"
*They became the best of Smash Bros"

by Virtually Lucid December 30, 2021

team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 06, 2010