Schrödinger's Break

An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).

No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.

by antitrump May 16, 2019

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Shroffing

To study advertising.

Party's over for me. I'm Shroffing in my room.

by whatup_biatch February 10, 2020

schrödinger's romance

Love from afar especially, for a crush (whose requital, or not, depends on the said crush being informed).

She's afraid of telling him, I wonder how long that schrödinger's romance will last.

by Zeek10 March 5, 2020

Sloading

When you're trying to upload your file when doing school from home but everyone else has jumped online and that circle just keeps spinning.

Mum, it's still sloading so imma go play on my ipad.

by School-from-home March 23, 2020

Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.

Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk

by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020