trailer shrimp

Cockroaches. Especially the larger ones sometimes called "Waterbugs" by people who don't want to admit they have giant roaches.

Hey man, do you want to go over to Cletus's place? He said he was making dinner.

Hell no, that place is crawling with trailer shrimp.

by TrailerShrimp July 4, 2023

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.

"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Shrimp

An alias of the word 'simp' created to innocently hide its intended meaning.
Normally used for the Hololive Vtuber Gawr Gura.

It was created on 'accident' by Gawr Gura when she confused the word Simp for Shrimp from her viewers.
From that point forward the word Simp was replaced with Shrimp for her specifically.

I'm going to shrimp with this $100 super-chat donation.
I can't believe i'm shrimping right now.

by UserOfNames December 3, 2020