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Shrek

man's voice Once upon a time

in a kingdom far, far away,

the king and queen were blessed

with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land,

everyone was happy...

until the sun went down

and they saw that their daughter was

cursed with a frightful enchantment

that took hold each and every night.

Desperate, they sought the help

of a fairy godmother

who had them lock the young princess

away in a tower,

there to await the kiss...

of the handsome Prince Charming.

horse whinnies

It was he who would chance

the perilous journey

through blistering cold

and scorching desert

traveling for many days and nights,

risking life and limb

to reach the Dragon's keep.

crows caw

For he was the bravest,

and most handsome...

in all the land.

And it was destiny that his kiss

would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room

of the tallest tower

to enter the princess's chambers,

cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,

pull back the gossamer curtains

to find her... gasps

What?

- Princess... Fiona?

- No!

sighs relief Oh, thank heavens.

Where is she?

- She's on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

- She's on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love

So she said

what's the problem, baby?

What's the problem?

I don't know

Well, maybe I'm in love
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shrek is the best
by silentknight_02 February 19, 2020
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Shrek

shrek is god
by Shrek is lord May 15, 2023
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Shrek

Shrek is bae
by Shreky April 22, 2021
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Shrek

A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.
Ogres are like onions -Shrek
by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022
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Shrek

God of the wolrd. The one who's gonna lead us when the hard times comes.
by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018
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Shrek

A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.

The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness
Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green

Me:No,your shrek
by Thehexx560 November 26, 2021
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Shrek

he slayed my heart, with his greens
Shrek, he slay all day
by Jesus, jesusussussus I hate November 10, 2022
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