by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold
by monkeyknuckles94 January 4, 2010

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023

When someone says something very fucking retarded, and then they get the sudden feeling that they were being retarded.
BEN: That was a very fucking stupid thing to say, you sounded like an arsehole.
RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.
RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.
by 700-FILL September 21, 2014

RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!
by viviecho October 2, 2018

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021
