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Sage

If you know someone who is named Sage, guy, girl, or nonbinary, Praise them for they are a Literal God amongst mortals and are super hot, Sage is probably pretty gay as well but that's fine, some people when they hear "who is sage?" would imminently grab them and say " Sage is many things, they're a God, they're a feral rat, they're a hot sexy fucker who I would 10/10 smash" Which is, in all honesty, the truth but remember, if you upset a Sage you are d e a d, they will come for you in your sleep so remember treat sage as the god they are
Random: "Who is Sage? Why is everyone talking about them?"
Me: "THE SEXIEST MF ON THIS PLANET, SAGE IS GREAT"
by thesimp69 June 2, 2021
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Bob Saget

The greatest actor ever. Many people hate him because they are just jealous that they are not as cool and suave as he is.

Bob is a favorite on the MMSB. He was supposedly in Mega Man X8, and Mega Man Zero 4. Even if he wasn't we can still pretend he was.

Oh yeah, and Bob Saget hangds out with the equally cool John Stamos in real life. They got eachother's back. Just like true friends.
Bob Saget sure is a great guy!
by Cait Sith Fortune April 3, 2005
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Bob Saget

I saw Bob Saget at the comedy club, and he was funny as hell, no shit!
by Justin March 18, 2005
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Sagen

Name of a girl who's beautiful, smart, and overall perfect. Pronounced Say-jen
Hey look! It's Sagen! She's the most perfect girl you'd see!
by Sideways Bed December 19, 2016
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Sage

A young savage usually found in your hood or the local corner store. They are not to be fucked with they usually have a handgun under there shirt or fully automatic machine guns in there "trap" and or cars.
cmon lets go rob sage

you crazy? hell no your by yourself
by BloodyJay August 2, 2016
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sage francis

Underground hip hop artist who has recently signed to punk label epitaph. Previous works include the Non-Prophets album Hope, solo album Personal Journals, the Still Sick... series, and on February 8, 2005 his new album A Healthy Distrust is released. Intelligent and witty. Also known for spoken word performances, poetry slam competitions, and battling. Very dope! Check out makeshift patriot, crack pipes, the time of my life, inherited scars... just check out all of it :)
"But if it hurts me, more than it hurts you... then i wont hurt you, i got more sense than virtue"
by ambiguousdreams45 January 17, 2005
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The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level
Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.
by Dizz85 June 29, 2010
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