Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.

Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

molten-spaghetti

A term for when someones crotch has been burned

"Man, that guy put his dick in a fire place!"

"That's a sure way to get molten-spaghetti"

by Dm20Rouge January 21, 2024

Spaghetti High

When you are high off spaghetti, 7-10 plates

Person 1:"I haven't had any drugs, but I am high."
Person 2:"You are spaghetti high, you had 7 damn plates, man."

by XxDarkmoonBlazexX April 24, 2019

Spaghetti

It's my favourite word. why say noodle when you can say spaghetti?

im british btw not italian i just really like the word spaghetti =>

i like spaghetti carbonara.

by Gliittzer August 6, 2021

Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.

Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!

by Slatericy November 23, 2018

Spaghetti Heady

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)

Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?

by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020