slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Genital Slapping

Another way of referencing sex.

Yo dawg you been genital slapping with that girl?

by Zchow July 24, 2019

slap af

A person, food, or thing that sounds good, delicious, or strongly desired as fuck

Man, chicken wings sound slap af right now

by Peanut deah May 4, 2018

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

Prince Slap

Slapping someone just like Will Smith did Chris Rock at the Oscar’s

If someone is talking shit to/about you in your face you can reply with “Keep talking and ima Prince Slap you”

Past tense “Dang “insert name” just got Prince Slapped”.

by Urban Lag April 12, 2022

Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Connery Slap

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.

" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"

by KLTT November 9, 2013