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Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.
Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.
by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025
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root node mentality

The term "root node mentality," created by Hunter, refers to the root node of a data structure, specifically a tree structure. In computer science, many things are organized in tree structures, with the root node being the TOP node where everything begins. Think of it as the trunk of a tree from which all branches grow. Everything in the tree originates from the root.

This idea is similar to a social hierarchy, where the goal is to reach the top position. In this social tree, being the root node means being a leader and trendsetter, not just a follower or "leaf node." Attractive women often prefer men who are at the top of society, so aiming to be a leader, or a "root node," is beneficial.
Q: How do you know everybody? How are you so well connected, bro?
A: It's the root node mentality, man.
by LeafNodeAf May 27, 2024
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Root me

Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me
Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022
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root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid
Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!
by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020
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dookie roots

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024
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square root

Simple tool, all there is to a person, the root of a simple problem basically insinuation of dumb or a basic person basic b**** or or less than.
She sent him the square root symbol basically meaning he was simple or basic or shallow. He was a ham head she said... Half of the man he could be... Or easily cuz he's closed-minded red because he's closed-minded like a basic math problem LOL she laughed... Square root is a basic symbol for a algebraic equation!
by Saucy girl#333 August 25, 2022
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