thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.
Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018
by Thunder rod March 27, 2019
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Rod

Nice man who’s always sexy looking and cool
by Thegoatguy69 June 21, 2021
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Rod

Wow! He has a huge rod!
Well, his rod is not as large as I thought it would.
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Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
by Slyyydog May 02, 2018
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Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
by What u doin October 14, 2018
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To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
by What u doin October 14, 2018
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