rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

Spun Rod

Noun. A person who is spun out on meth.

All his teeth are gone. He looks like a total spun rod.

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Rod

Slang term for penis

ayo that girl can take some serious rod

by Cruned July 21, 2022

pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.

Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.

by H34VY D February 6, 2023

hot rod duncan

in an amblin’ van lived a banjo man and his name was hot rod duncan

person 1: omg it’s hot rod dunkin!!!!!!!
hot rod duncan: who?

by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025

Rancid Rod

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.

Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days

by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020

gooker rod

An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.

We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.

by popa bob June 10, 2017