Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

Inside Out Queef

When air is absorbed into a woman's lower area. Usually caused by burps. As the name suggests, an inside out queef is literally an inside out queef.

John:Man, last night was rough, Mary's queef took my breath away.
Adam:It must have been an inside out queef.

by KawaiiPanda. June 9, 2014

bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018

Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

Kansas shitty queef

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.

I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022

la queefa

A hot chick that you might take back to a particular spanish-named hotel.

Dude, that girl's a la queefa, fo sho.

by Mo'Fu'n Sheit February 5, 2010

queef bubble

when a girl puts dish soap in her vagina so that she can queef out bubbles.

Melanie: Amy that doesnt go there
Amy: yeah but look what i can do!!!
Melanie: OMGGGG! is that a queef bubble?
Amy: WHY YES IT IS!!

by cf13796 March 25, 2010