Put The Meat In the Fridge

A polite way of saying you are going home for lunch to have casual sex with a co-worker.

Tammy said "I am running home to put the meat in the fridge", and came back to work doing the walk of shame.

by comoniwannalaya August 16, 2006

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.

person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

put in a good word

To tell higher-ups something good about a person trying to appeal to the higher-ups.

Jones: If I dont get this position I don't know what I'll do.

Bonnie Lee: Calm down, I'll put in a good word for you.

by /\/\AX |-|EADROOM April 24, 2019

Put Out Trophy

The honorary trophy a fertile lass receives 9 months after having unprotected sex during ovulation. In layman's terms, a baby.

Bradley: Ronny, Ronny, remember that killer house party at Miguel's last month?!?
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.

by fastlaneb September 9, 2019

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022